thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

sodamnrelatable:

On the inside, I’m like:

On the outside:

snorlaxatives:

i’m not cleaning that up

haven’t seen that show in three years and i still managed to read that in her voice

basedgodniall:

when you and your friends hate the same person

runintoyourheart:

WHY AM I EMBARRASSED WHEN I’M BUYING FEMININE PRODUCTS IT’S SO STUPID BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PERIODS EXIST AND THAT LADIES NEED SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT MONSTROSITY YET EVERY TIME I HAVE TO BUY SOME I TRY TO COVER IT UP WITH OTHER STUFF OR PRETEND I’M HOLDING SOMETHING DIFFERENT LIKE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WALK DOWN THE STORE AISLE WITH PRIDE LIKE “YEAH I FUCKING BLEED OUT OF MY HOO HA SO FUCKING WHAT YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT I’LL TAKE YOU DOWN MOTHERFUCKER”

gelatins:

*eats pizza while running on treadmill*

littners:

when you like someone more than they like you

thealawl:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed

iphoneicarly:

refreshing and seeing your follower count go down

fue-go:

one day